To follow up on my bureaucracy blog post from last Sunday: I noticed that in Italy, even the lowliest bureaucratic grunt takes no tips or bribes. I tried numerous times to round up little fees, and they strictly refused any extra money.
A crowning example of bureaucratic stupidity: Once we’d manage to get a paper giving us permission to film, we’d routinely need to find a tobacco stand, so that we could buy a tax stamp to make the paper official. Spending an hour of our precious filming time, and €10 on a taxi ride to pay €8 for a tax stamp ‘ all as a way to pay the tax for another piece of paper ‘ tried my patience.
I enjoyed a Florentine guide’s philosophy that “Good guides need to understand the unexpressed needs of their clients.”
I’ve noticed that a bag of carrots has become my favorite hotel room snack: cheap, crisp, tasty, and light after all the cooked restaurant food.
Many old Italian women cringe at the sound of a pope with a German accent. And many call Pope Benedict “The German Shepherd.”
While the casual visitor wouldn’t notice, I heard that in small towns a lot of jealous rivalries fester among relatives who are disgruntled about not getting a fair shake in a family will. Because of inheritance squabbles, the restaurateurs of Monterosso (in the Cinque Terre) are considered some of the best clients of the lawyers in nearby La Spezia.
American travelers may be notorious for traveling too fast, but they’re turtle sightseers compared to Japanese big-bus tourists. I was running around with Paola, a guide friend of mine in Assisi, until she had to meet a Japanese bus group for a tour. Paola illustrated how fast they blitzed her town by making the Road Runner cartoon sound while her hand zipped by like a rocket. Just for fun, I followed her as she worked. Getting off the bus first, the Japanese tour escort greeted Paola by saying they had 65 minutes. Paola bowed, said “konnichiwa,” and off they went. The tour leader translated Paola’s commentary through their whisper system (now standard among bus tours ‘ a guide talks into a mic, and the entire group hears her in their wireless earpieces). Barely stopping on their rushed march through town, entering nothing but one church, they motored through Assisi, managing to finish up well within their 65 minutes.
Paola said Japanese groups prefer to hear their historical information without dates ‘ they’d rather just get the era (Baroque, Gothic, Renaissance) and the numbers (a town’s population, how many meters high a tower is). She opined that the groups often speak better English than their translator, and noted that the women laugh freely when in pairs, but much less when they are with their men. And they are extremely polite, she says. How polite? On a famous wall designed for graffiti, along the Cinque Terre’s Via del Amore, Japanese tourists love to leave notes, but are loathe to deface the wall with actual graffiti ‘ so they scrawl on Post-it notes.
We can laugh at people from different cultures struggling to experience far-away places. But whether we are American, Turkish, or Japanese, it’s almost always a constructive exercise. Even on a blitz tour that gives Assisi just 65 minutes, even for people who seem to do little more than mug in front of famous monuments with their giddy peace signs and seemingly mindless smiles, travel teaches lessons and leaves memories that will contribute to a broader perspective.