I like fancy culture: music, art, and history. For me (while I love being in and enjoying nature) learning about flora and fauna ranks near the bottom, just above geology and genealogy. But for 48 hours, I’ve been steep on the learning curve in the best classroom I can imagine for getting turned on to plants and critters: a remote national park on the Pacific Coast of Costa Rica. Charming, knowledgeable guides — like Pablo, who led us on a four-hour hike today — make exploring vivid and experiential.
Walking under a jungle canopy, I hear rustling and look up. A troop of white-faced Cappuccino monkeys swing by like a class of grade-school Tarzans out on a field trip, their tails gripping branches as dexterously as their arms. Suddenly, the “alpha male” breaks off a branch and throws it down as if to remind us, “No one has sex with any of these monkeys but me. Bop juh wah wah wah.”
Later, Pablo explains how termites contribute to the finely tuned ecosystem, eating only dead wood. (The bad news: houses are made out of dead wood — that’s a reason why you won’t find many old houses around here.) The termites’ smell keeps other insects away, so monkeys smear them on their fur — giving “bug juice” a whole new spin. Then, popping one into his mouth, Pablo reminds us that termites are also full of nutrition…if bitter.
Dark, furry balls hang like stuck basketballs high in the canopy. They are sloths, which literally sleep away most of their lives. They hang upside-down so well that they are even found dead just hanging from their favorite branch. Then Costa Rica’s second biggest rodent, the agouti, romps clumsily by. This is a “planter”: it steals fruits and nuts, digs a hole, and buries them. As they generally forget to come back to eat their stash, they spend their lives unknowingly planting lots of trees. That makes them everyone’s favorite rodent.
Nature here is great at deception and camouflage. A butterfly wing attracts a mate with a stunning, iridescent blue on one side, and scares away predators by looking like a snake’s head on the other. A plant called a rattlesnake tail is tastier than it looks. And lizards sit still as a knothole, looking like the bark of trees they hang out on. Many plants are nicknamed for what they look like: machete flowers, the bullhorn plant, parrots’ beak flowers, and even fruit that comes in pairs called the horse’s balls.
Here, in this narrow isthmus, in what locals call the healthiest ecosystem in Central America, this hemisphere’s vast variety of life is funneled and therefore condensed into a narrow stretch of land. The leading industry is tourists coming down here to enjoy the nature. Eco-friendly is wisely a big theme for tourism here. After jetting down with so many big-spending gringos, I think that eco-friendly is nice — but we’re not completely off the environmental hook.
After a great day out, we’re back at the lodge. I feel as if I’m living in a teak treehouse. Sitting on the deck, I enjoy the slightly burning reminder that I got a lot of sun today as I stretch tight muscles after lots of walking. The jungle tumbles to a green horizon — everything seems to reach for the sun. I think “plush” and feel thankful to be so alive. I look up and see a V-shaped line of birds. They’re in formation with Blue Angels-like precision, as if to remind human visitors — especially urbanites like me — that there is a powerful, all-knowing, and respect-deserving order in nature.