And Boys, Bent under All That Tradition, Trudge through the Throngs

I just arrived in Toledo…and it’s holier than ever: Dark El Greco clouds overhead with bright clear horizons, and hail pelting huge masses clogging the streets awaiting the Good Friday procession.

(Eight days in, and I’ve researched Granada, Nerja, Ronda, and Córdoba. My trip is nine parts, thirds broken into thirds: Andalucía, Madrid/Toledo, Basque Country/Galicia; Rome, Tuscany, Florence; and three TV shows in the former Yugoslavia.)

Holy week clogs the streets in Spain. Every city south of Madrid seems to have a Semana Santaschedule booklet listing each of the processions: its home church, where it starts, and where it ends. In Córdoba, they were staggered, leaving every hour or so through the afternoon and lasting many hours each — some into the wee hours.

People lined the streets in anticipation. Cameras on long booms were poised in front of neighborhood churches. In bars, all eyes were fixed on the TVs watching not soccer or bullfighting…but live coverage of their town’s Holy Week procession.

Streets are speckled with dribbled candle wax and sunflower seeds from last night’s procession. Spaniards seem to be voracious sunflower seed-munchers at parades.

In my earlier days, I would have been in hog heaven with all this commotion. On this trip, I have a mission — to review restaurants each night. Last night in Córdoba, I physically couldn’t get through the crowds to the restaurants on my list. So, I joined the scene.

Paraders in their purple-and-white KKK-style cone hats, Crusader swords, and four-foot candles shuffle endlessly. Like American kids scramble for candies at a parade, Spanish kids collect dripping wax from religious coneheads, attempting to amass the biggest ball on a stick for their 2009 Easter souvenir.

Even in our fast-paced and secular world, the rich traditions are strong. While it seems half the population is caught up in the action, I’ve yet to meet anyone really thinking about what Easter is all about. Maybe faith is a private matter. Maybe it’s dead. Maybe I’m talking to the wrong people. Maybe it’s inertia from centuries of moms making you go. Or maybe people just like an excuse for a parade.

The procession squeezes down narrow alleys, legions of drums crack eardrums in the confined space, the local press jostles with tourists for the best photos, kids sit wide-eyed on paternal shoulders, and finally the float itself rumbles slowly by: gilded, candlelit, and crushing bystanders against rustic ancient walls. Parade officials — like holy bodyguards — make sure progress is unimpeded. I look up, and high in the sky is what Good Friday is all about: an extremely Baroque Jesus lurching forward under the weight of that cruel cross symbolically climbing to his crucifixion.

Later, back at my hotel, it occurred to me that the float floated not on wheels but on boys. Unseen and unheralded, bent under all that tradition, a team of boys was trudging for hours through the throngs.

Leche Caliente and Mushy Frosted Flakes

Three days into my Spain trip and I’m settling in just right. (I believe that when I sweat, there’s already a faint whiff of jamón.)

Tonight I blitzed restaurants and tapas bars in Ronda with a local guide and friend. I needed a bite to eat before running all over town to check restaurants, but it was out of the question for him — just too early. Antonio, who eats at 10 p.m., can’t get his brain around Americans eating so early. I told him I routinely eat at 6 or 7 p.m., and to him that was a wild as eating at 10 p.m. is to an American.

I’ve been eating standing up a lot in tapas bars. (I’d much rather sit.) Antonio said Spaniards eat standing up without a second thought, but they really like to sit when they smoke. And they are astounded when they hear about Americans eating while they walk or drive.

For breakfast today in my hotel, the only cereal was the local frosted corn flakes. As there was no “more mature” option, I was tickled to have a bowl. But the cereal milk was heated… apparently standard here in southern Spain. My poor frosted flakes were immediately mush. Not grrrrrrreat.

Southern Spain is inundated by expat Brits and Americans living here. Locals say, “If they could take the sunny weather home, they would; but since they can’t, they stay here.” Many live here for years without learning the language, or even trying. Brits have their own system of English-language private schools that fit right in with schools back home, so their kids are set for higher education back in England. The expat community has their own English-language radio station — “Coastline Radio 96.7 FM.” (The DJ finds last night’s Letterman and Leno jokes transcribed at www.newsmax.com/jokes/ and recycles them.)

I connected with an American friend yesterday who’s lived here for nearly 20 years. His email address had been the Spanish for “CowboyDave@yahoo.com,” but he changed it. When I asked him why, he explained that to the Brits, calling someone a “cowboy” is like calling them a scam artist. (When ripped off, they’d blame a “cowboy builder” or “cowboy auto mechanic.”) It was coloring people’s perception of him.

Learning on the road is a big part of being on the road.

Seattle to Granada…Time to Travel

I’m off – Spain, Basque Country, Italy, Slovenia, Croatia, and Bosnia – for 70 days. A piece of notebook paper in my pocket is my reassuring companion for the last days before departure. Jotting down things I need to do and things to pack as they come to me brings peace of mind as, with two months of work, there’s lots to organize and lots to forget.

Still, once at the airport and at the gate, things I overlooked pop into my world, reminding me that I always feel a little awkward at the start of my big annual trip. Reaching into my day bag, I found a paperback I didn’t intend to bring — when I landed at Heathrow, it landed in the recycle bin. I didn’t bring my normal $200 cash reserve. With just a few bucks in my wallet, I’m relying entirely on my two ATM cards with no ready cash safety net. I’m sure it’ll be okay…but I’ve never left home without a cash reserve. I neglected to tell my bank I’d be out of the country and to expect withdrawals from Europe. And I forgot to change my voicemail at work. I like it to be my gleeful voice explaining I’m gone for a long time. This time it’ll have to be another voice. Reading through my Spain guidebook, I came upon our excellent suggested reading and movie list. A few less Jon Stewarts or Officeepisodes and a little movie watching tailored to my upcoming travels would have given me better insight into Spain. It just didn’t occur to me until now. And I neglected to call my first hotel to reconfirm…and to remind them that I’ll be getting in at nearly midnight.

With three hours of downtime at the Madrid airport, I got my euros (used a freestanding ATM machine not clearly associated with a bank — which I try to avoid), and got my cell phone geared up with a European SIM card (I brought two phones — my basic American phone wouldn’t take the card, but my old Nokia works great; €15 and I’m in business with about 20 minutes of call time and piles of text messages).

After a €28 taxi ride from the airport, I’m set in my Granada hotel — midnight, streets polished by strolling Spaniards. I feel like a groggy bear coming out of hibernation. But I think within a day or so, I’ll be settled into the rhythm of research and pounding the pavement to the melody of Spain.

5,000 Groups and Classes Showing Our Iran DVD

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I recently sent the entertainment director of my parents’ retirement community — a bunch of snowbirds in Desert Hot Springs — a copy of my Iran DVD. A week or so later, he emailed me a huge thanks, saying 300 of his gang packed their theater to watch the program. That caused me to think, “Wow…imagine all the groups in the USA who could share this documentary.” So, I sent out the following letter to our entire e-list, and within a week we had received $5 from over 5,000 group leaders and teachers promising to share this video during a special “humanize Iran” event. That made me one happy tour guide. Here’s the communiqué and the deal:

Calling All Communities: Get Rick’s Iran DVD for $5Pull together a group of friends to watch my Iran DVD, and you can have it for $5. Our new Rick Steves’ IranDVD (the public television special which recently aired across the USA) is selling well at $19.95. But what’s really made me happy is how many teachers, pastors, church groups, book clubs, senior centers, university groups, neighborhood potlucks, and community leaders have told us they want to show it to their groups and have a discussion.

To encourage more of this, I’ve decided to contribute as many DVDs as it takes, for a very special price.

If you belong to ANY kind of group and want to show our Iran DVD to your gang, you can have a copy for $5 including shipping. You don’t need to be a “leader,” and “group” can be defined very loosely! Simply send us a $5 check. You’ll get your DVD in the mail along with a copy of my 48-page Iran Journaland a sheet of discussion ideas to get the conversation going.

Travel is fun, eye-opening, and sometimes life-changing. It can even help change the world. Thanks for being part of that community.

The offer still stands. Nothing would make me happier than to see this thing “go viral” — so please feel free to forward this information to anyone you think might be interested! If you’d like to share this with your class or group, go to ricksteves.com/iran and see how.

Foie Gras and French Postcards

Last month someone who works for the company that makes our bags signed up to support a group fighting to protect salmon from some development. They started printing my name on their fliers, and I asked them to stop putting my name on their material. They concluded I was “anti-salmon,” and now schools of salmon-lovers are upset with me.

I filmed the force-feeding of the geese on a farm in France’s Dordogne region, where I interviewed the farmer about the treatment of their geese and their love of this delicacy. Yesterday my staff told me there’s an orchestrated campaign from PETA to get me to stop talking about that delicious slice of French cuisine and get active against the mistreatment of geese. (Anthony Bourdain did a wonderful video clip about his appreciation of foie gras on YouTube.) I don’t care if they are monogamous…they’re just fancy chickens to me, and we humans rule the food chain. I told the people who answer our phones not to be intimidated, and that I wouldn’t be cowed by PETA over geese.

Then I got this email from Daniel R:

“Rick Steves’ comment about finding used French postcards along the Amalfi Coast was inappropriate. He owes his NPR listeners an apology.”

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If “French postcards” means what I think it means, Daniel is complaining about me sharing on my radio show how I stumbled on lots of used condoms on the Amalfi Coast, and could actually measure the intensity of each scenic turnout along Italy’s most romantic stretch of coastline by the number of condoms that littered the asphalt. I wasn’t promoting the practice…just relating what I saw. It’s simply romantic couples appreciating nature, making love, and practicing safe sex. Their worst offense: littering (and perhaps offending people who aren’t able to enjoy the view quite so much). At least I didn’t put this photo in the book.

Is a travel writer supposed to be a provocateur? Should I not talk about bullfights, force-fed geese, and condoms? Should I condemn those who do things that offend us…or share their passion? I suppose we are all politically correct in different — thankfully unpredictable — ways. Life would be boring if we had one-size-fits-all correctness. As a travel writer, I’m just beachcombing after the cultural storm caused by my world meeting another. My work is to stroll the beach and take home curious observations to enjoy, ogle, and fiddle with. Then I share them with my readers.

On Wednesday, I fly to Granada in southern Spain, kicking off two months of travel. I’ll hope to have some fresh treasures to share.